newwtt:

son I think you are ready for the talk *opens harry potter and the philosopher stone book* 

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penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

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snazziest:

thekingofhorror:

snazziest:

What if snakes had legs

We call those lizards.

You wanna fuckin tell me a huge ass anaconda with legs is the same thing as a goddamn two inch lizard

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